Pizza Bob Crust Pants by UME Toys

Forget the debate whether pineapple is an appropriate pizza topping as Richard Page of UME Toys has shown off his nod to Spongebob “Pizza Bob Crust Pants” Freaking brilliant. Rich is offering you the chance to own a slice TONIGHT! Ladies and gentlemen, don’t worry Pizza Bob Crust Pants has ZERO carbs, Its ok to indulge even with the glossy cheese Bukkake, HA.

A Cheeky little one last version of this little Halloween pumpkin headed trick or treater.

If you’d like to add this release he will be available at 9.00pm London time on Friday 26th October on the UME store https://umetoys.bigcartel.com/ Priced at only £36.

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