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The 2017 ‘Marshamies’ Winners Announced on Marsham Toy Hour S3 E2!

Now that Season 3 is in full swing, Gary Ham, Theresa Hawkins & George Gaspar are back this week with another helping of Marsham Toy Hour. This week they get all hungry with talks about waffles! Waffles, if you recall my Top 10 ish Highlights of 2017 (read HERE), is a Facebook Page dedicated to Waffles. You can find them HERE. Theresa & Gary explain Waffles to George. George sounds like he gets the waffle bug too. Easily done.

The MTH gang also introduce us all to the 2017 Marshamies! Ham & Hawkins give their verdict on a number of hilarious new Designer Toy categories. From Best Package (think penises rather than boxes), Best Moobs on a Designer Toy and Best VAG of the Year! We have all the winners below, but first, the links to the podcast so you can listen yourself…


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Alternatively, you could go listen to Episode Two of Season Three HERE on the Marsham Toy Hour website!


Winners of Marshamies 2017

Best Package Award aka Penis
Winner: Beary Efficient Bear by Naughty Brain x Mighty Jaxx
BEARY EFFICIENT BEAR By NAUGHTYBRAIN x Mighty Jaxx TTC
Best Pussy Cat Award
Winner: Stinkbox by Andrew Bell x Jason Lemon
STINK BOX Cats By JASON LIMON X Andrew Bell x DYZPLASTIC close up
That’s So Theresa Award
Basically the cutest thing released in 2017
Winner: Elfies by TOO Natthapong Rattanachoksirikul x Unbox
Elfie SSF Orange By Greenie & Elfie x Unbox Industries
The Most NONE So Theresa Award
The most opposite of the cutest released in 2017
Winner: The Maggore by Trash Talk Toys
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The Best Moobs Award
Hattori Taro Bakeneko from the Zoo series by Chino Lam and Mame Moyashi
BAKENEKO CAT ZOO SERIES BY CHINO LAM X MAME MOYASHI Pre-order
The Nom Nom I Want Your Goodies Award
A Food themed award
Winner: Popsicle Mon by 16M Design
POPSICLE MON Dcon Edition By 16m Design x Ko-re Ko-re

Biggest Tease Award
Toys that have been teased for far too long
Winner: Fatty Wooper by Gary Ham x Chris Ryniak
Fatty Wooper Minty edition By Gary Ham x Chris Ryniak sofubi TTC banner

Public Indecency Award
A Designer Toy caught in the act
Winner: Chunk Long Time No See by Jim Dreams x Unbox Industries
CHUNK Long time no see Jim Dreams x Unbox Industries WIPBest V.A.G
Winner: Teresa Chiba’s Inuharigon from Series 11
teresa VAG VINYL ARTIST GACHA SERIES 11
Individual Awards

Best Analysis of his Analytics Award
Benny Kline

Most Stylish Award
Ryan Rutherford for his 5 Points Romper suit

Best Booty Award
Chris Ryniak

Probably More Adult Toys than Designer Toys Award
Sucklord

Best Side Eye Award
Sad Salesman

The worst singing performance by an artist
Gary Ham for his rendition of ‘Toys’

Pssst Come Here Award
Don “Datadub” Kratzer

No.1 Kaws Fan Club
Flabslab

Most Huggable Award
Seriously Silly K

The biggest cheater of games Award
Winner: George’s gal, Jessica Harabedian

The most likely to become a future Shriner Award
George Gaspar

It was a really fun episode of Marsham Toy Hour. Worth a listen!


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Alternatively, you could go listen to Episode Two of Season Three HERE on the Marsham Toy Hour website!


Don’t forget that our TTC Mobile App is now AD FREE! Meaning no annoying Google Ads appearing on the screen. We are also optimised for the iPhone X (which looks sexy AF). Go download it now!

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Marsham Toy Hour can also be found on Facebook HERE.

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